tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682131820542916062024-03-13T10:47:32.771+00:00The Housebound WriterThe out there thoughts of the inside man.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.comBlogger94125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-46036914201879723342011-12-05T16:20:00.000+00:002011-12-05T16:20:49.317+00:0013/04/2010 - ??????<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-O-ZKLjnIa30/TtzvIi9xgxI/AAAAAAAAAaU/3jPP3aUcxC8/s1600/poster767d1e21472da0ad787dd7abb0c0ea45a4922624.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-O-ZKLjnIa30/TtzvIi9xgxI/AAAAAAAAAaU/3jPP3aUcxC8/s640/poster767d1e21472da0ad787dd7abb0c0ea45a4922624.jpg" width="512" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-67359882834478446462011-09-22T16:57:00.001+01:002011-09-22T16:58:10.074+01:00I'm not dead honest!!!!!!It's been a while since I wrote anything on the blog and some of you out there actually thought I was dead well I aint I have just been busy for the last month. Busy???? You may ask or may not haha well yeah I know I am a guy that doesn't usually have much going on but I have recently met a girl, fell in love and moved in all in the space of some, some months.<br />
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I have also been attempting to piece together a possible podcast I am interested in producing on a bi-monthly basis which would feature regular interviews with people working or attempting to find work in the entertainment industry. I have put feelers out to possible interviewees and have had good feed back I just have to find the time to sit down and actually talk for 40 minutes about whatever springs to mind each fortnight.<br />
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I am also prepping a return to writing about the inhabitants of my fictional town Orchid Grove as I feel burned out as of late writing in the screenplay format so I'm taking a step sideways and writing a collection of short stories for the time being to get my creative juices flowing once again and the return to a favourite universe for me is the best way I could think to do so.<br />
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I'm also open to Ideas about what content should be included in the podcast so feel free to contribute with any ideas people I like to get feedback and opinions from you guys and gals out there so either by comment on here or by email you can reach me. Well that's enough for this post I'll be back sooner next time I hope (fingers crossed) until then...<br />
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The Housebound WriterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com126tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-5167612509618796152011-08-05T14:04:00.000+01:002011-08-05T14:04:21.778+01:00Movie Trailers: Or What A Lazy Guy Puts On His Blog!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/q-Sktgm0aD8?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">With this likely to be the last Batman film with both Christopher Nolan & Christian Bale it looks like they are ending the trilogy with a bang. Hopefully they can build on the Dark Knight and create another exciting and dark tale to keep the audience on the edge of their seats.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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This link should take you to my short script entitled "Get Well Soon" hope you guys like it.<br />
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The Housebound WriterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-3486940841434045352011-07-18T17:00:00.000+01:002011-07-18T17:00:38.382+01:00Lazy Housebound Writer Part ??????Yep I've had reasons to be behind on my writing recently some bad some very, very good we'll take a look at the bad here it's less complicated, haha. As I stated in my previous post my email and facebook profile were hacked and I went through a lengthy time consuming and in the end rather pointless procedure to attempt to regain control of them as the hacker lost interest fairly sharpish, thankfully (fingers crossed) and hasn't attempted anything untoward as it pertains to me or a certain other person that was getting a lot of unneeded unfair treatment flung her way for a good 4 or 5 days now. If anyone else is still being inundated with messages or emails from the hacker please let me know so I can try to help anyway I can. <br />
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I have recently finished a short 10 minute film script entitled "Get Well Soon" which I had in my head for a couple of weeks and the first draft took me maybe an hour or so to write which just goes to prove procrastination can actually speed things along from time to time. I'll post up a PDF of the script as soon as possible as I'm currently waiting on for a host site to get back to me about hosting it. I'll also be taking up the challenge from my friend Tim from over at <a href="http://thetimbi.blogspot.com/">http://thetimbi.blogspot.com/</a> which if you've never paid that blog a visit you really should it is a truly great blog, well, well worth a visit and a follow. <br />
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For those who put your names on that sponsor form for the charity donation if I can go till the 8th of August without cutting my hair well it's 2 months in folks and I am still looking like a very bad reject from the 80s and I'm not really intending to cut my hair before I cross the finish line in August no matter how much I want to cos the cause itself that the money is being raised for means more to me that me looking like a complete idiot for a few months so get your wallets and purses ready for that day in a few weeks time haha. I also want an opinion here is this not the most random picture to send someone?<br />
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just what am I supposed to be looking at here? You know who you are that sent it what gives, you nut? A back garden in Plains, Scotland mmhh interesting, haha, this is up there with that picture of a tiny dent in your tinier car you sent like three weeks ago what is with the random nature of the pictures? Hahaha. Anyhoo I'll leave it there for now.<br />
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The Housebound WriterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-64341758241830727882011-07-06T15:18:00.000+01:002011-07-06T15:18:07.835+01:00Hacked!!!My email account and facebook account were both hacked yesterday at 2pm UK time and although I later regained control of both accounts they have again been hacked and now with Facebook I have to wait 24 hours to retry to gain back access. Was this just a case of random hacking? Was I just an unlucky victim of the current Internet craze of identity theft? The answer to both those questions is no it was in fact the case of a seriously disturbed person seeking revenge on me and a new special friend of mine for being well simply special friends as bizarre as that sounds so I would recommend anyone receiving messages on Facebook or emails from me in the last 24 hours to delete them as they were as I said sent by someone else.<br />
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I hope to have this all cleared up in the next day or two and put the madness once and for all behind me but I don't quite know how long this game of hacking is going to persist. Anyone wanting to contact me can do so here in my comments for this blog entry in the meantime and I'll send my new interim email address info to you and I'll go into more details in a private email rather in such a public forum as this although trust in the fact I'd quite happily say what I thought of this person here but for the sake of all else involved I'll bite my tongue for now.<br />
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I guess at least one good thing has come from all this I have broken through my persistent writer's block I have had for the last month and now only have to find the time between trying to salvage my facebook profile and email contact lists to actually sit down and start to write again. I hope to start updating my blog more often again in the near future as apart from this nuisance I've been for the last few weeks really enjoying life for the first time in a long time all thanks to one person that I'll mention in the next blog post I would imagine. I would like to take this time to personally appologise to anyone who may have been sent disgustingly offensive emails from my email they were not written by me but as this is a person hellbent on messing with my life by taking it out on my friends I feel very responsible for any distraught caused to you or anybody else who read the email.<br />
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The Housebound WriterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-38829190456593780722011-06-24T19:05:00.000+01:002011-06-24T19:05:47.248+01:00RIP Peter FalkLegendary star of the hit television show Columbo Peter Falk has died at the age of 83 at his home in Beverly Hills on Thursday 23rd or June. he leaves behind a legacy on both the small and big screen with notable roles in such films as Husbands, The In-Laws and A Woman Under The Influence and in such television shows as Naked City, The Trials Of O'Brien and of course the title role that defined his career in Columbo. <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">PETER FALK 16.09.1927 - 23.06.2001 </div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-13460736232643034292011-05-31T18:13:00.000+01:002011-05-31T18:13:54.938+01:00Doodles and Time LossI haven't been keeping to well the last couple of weeks hence the gap between blog posts and as I haven't been well I have fell behind on writing assignments and pet projects of mine which is really annoying me so all I have to show for the last two weeks are a couple of doodles I did for a laugh one night when I couldn't sleep. So here they are hope you enjoy them.<br />
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First up is my attempt to draw Sir Sean Connery which I think bares a slight resemblance to the great man at best. <br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Thanking you</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The Housebound Writer</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div align="center"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-16574044996930003452011-05-16T17:14:00.000+01:002011-05-16T17:14:44.123+01:00Wasteland<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--CSXVJSRJ30/TdFDlwi5IvI/AAAAAAAAAWw/s0I35D51e-k/s1600/wasteland+pic.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="206" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--CSXVJSRJ30/TdFDlwi5IvI/AAAAAAAAAWw/s0I35D51e-k/s320/wasteland+pic.jpg" width="320" /></a>Wasteland is a television pilot script I have recently been researching and trying to write. It is about a psychic named Connor Song who is implicated in a young woman's murder so he not only has to solve the case to prove his innocence he must also prove his abilities to the sceptical Detective Inspector Bonnie Morran who is leading the case. I hope it will lead to a full series where Song helps the begrudging police force to solve their more complex crimes and also allow me to delve deeper into his murky past as well as his troubled relationship with his 12 year old daughter who feels detached from her father due to his unending search to discover what truly happened to his wife 6 years before when she mysteriously vanished.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">It is some ways the hardest script I have ever written and in other the easiest I'll try to explain this the best I can. What is easy about writing this script is at its core it is a drama about a single parent who is trying to raise his daughter the best he can while trying to balance his work which takes him away from her all the time. He is a somewhat famous tv/ theatre psychic and bestselling author of books on the occult so his work takes him all over the UK leaving his young daughter behind in the care of her aunt and when he is home he spends most of his time trying to investigate his wife's disappearance this schedule does little to diminish his daughter's belief that he cares more about what happened to her mother than he does about her.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The hard part of writing this script is the more I research the more questions I end up with instead of answers. I have finally put in stone what psychic abilities he possesses which took many many hours of consideration and a lot of great help from a good friend of mine who has helped me immeasurably in this area. The problem is I don't as of yet fully understand the complex nature of one of these abilities completely or honestly at all. He has the ability to read tarot cards which many of you may think is relatively easy to write about but in practise it is very complex. Each set of cards has a significance and each card in that set has a significance that I just can't quite get to grips with as yet which is probably to do with the fact that I can't really seem to learn many new things these days probably to do with the brain damage I have suffered over the years which makes this aspect of the character alien to me which is devastating for a writer.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The investigation and crime within the pilot episode is not that difficult to write as I can hear the police officers voices clearly in my head and we all have the basic knowledge of how a murder is investigated. I have recently been in email correspondence with an ex CID detective from London and he has filled in many of the blanks for me without going into to much detail for obvious reasons after all I could have been a nut trying to get tips on how to get away with murder, haha. For the show to be successful in my opinion the character of Detective Inspector Bonnie Morran has to be as strong a character as Connor Song otherwise it becomes less dramatic when they have confrontations and there is less of a chance for there to be any chemistry between the characters in later episodes. I think all too often with television shows they concentrate on creating one memorable character at the expense of all the others which to me is frankly stupid and boring to watch as a viewer.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I'll keep you guys up to date on my progress with the script and with trying to get it into production. It will be a long process as I plan on writing and rewriting this till I get it as close to perfect as possible. Anyhoo that is enough for now I got to get back to writing this script and thinking of a way to make tomorrow not happen ha ha I hit the 29 mark tomorrow which many may be shocked by as they seem to think I'm 35 years old for some reason ha ha.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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First up a documentary called How To Live Forever a flick I'm very interested in seeing as everyone I know that has seen advanced screening say it is very intriguing and well put together.<br />
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</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-52361533839322298252011-04-28T08:28:00.027+01:002011-04-28T08:28:00.144+01:00Writing by the Housebound Writer<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">It struck me the other day that I haven't placed much in the way of writing samples on the blog for a while so I decided to place this opening paragraph from a story I'm working on up here. It's probably a strange sample to post but I am working on it right now so I felt it was somewhat relevant. I'm currently researching and developing the idea for television and am just exploring the character and concept a little by writing it in this form before I get down to the nitty gritty of writing the pilot episode. I have become extremely interested of late in the possibilities that the small screen opens up to a writer. You get to really delve into characters in more exciting ways and in much more depth than a 2 hour movie could ever allow. Anyhoo if you are new to this blog don't expect greatness off the bat I am a mediocre writer at best this is just a small snippet of what is to come as I am still researching all the ins and outs and haven't settled on certain aspects yet.</span></div>Burden- The Princess and The Frog<br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Is a cup ever truly half empty or half full or is it just a fine line between happiness and desolation? Is the future written in stone or is it just written on the sand with the tide rushing in? At first the darkness would only occupy Connor Song’s soul for the briefest of time after he entered its world to find the truth but of late the darkness had eclipsed the light and his escape window had been trickier to locate once on the inside but alas his burden wouldn’t allow him to hide from destiny and destiny was calling him ever so loud and ever so very clear. It had been four days since little Rosie Miller vanished while walking home from primary school. She had made that very trip home many times before always accompanied by her best friend Talia Walker and Talia’s sweet natured and soft spoken grandmother but on that fated day Rosie made the short trip home alone and home escaped her but she didn’t escape her captor for that Connor was sure and now her pink princess bedroom is haunted by the vulgar silence where once child’s laughter danced merrily. Connor watched as the sun danced through the tree branches overhead as the taxi he occupied travelled along the picturesque suburban street on that early autumn day. A leaf flirted with the wind and finally made its descent to the pavement below to rest alongside its family. Connor lost in thought seemed lost in another world entirely to the bemused taxi driver as he turned to gather his well-deserved fare from the C list celebrity seated behind him. Connor without being prompted or told of the price for his journey handed a bundle of folded notes over to his bewildered driver and gave him that nod that all taxi drivers hope for the nod that says keep the change. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Anyhoo</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Thanking you</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">The Housebound Writer</span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-18184998473029655132011-04-21T22:26:00.000+01:002011-04-21T22:26:21.359+01:00Me an award? You're joking right???<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1GjoCjtBQnI/Ta8jER_x-II/AAAAAAAAAQY/44DUMMgBh3M/s1600/VersatileBloggerAward.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1GjoCjtBQnI/Ta8jER_x-II/AAAAAAAAAQY/44DUMMgBh3M/s1600/VersatileBloggerAward.png" /></span></a></div><br />
I was given this award by Johnny Madrid aka Tim E. who writes an awe inspiring blog that you can find by following this link: Just Johnny... <a href="http://thetimebi.blogspot.com/">http://thetimebi.blogspot.com/</a> and I can't thank him enough for it. I don't exactly win a lot of awards for anything let alone this oddball collection of ramblings and scribbles I call a blog so I am very thankful indeed. Now there are some rules to receiving this award you give a thanks and a link back to the person who gave it too you (which goes without saying) you also have to share 7 things about yourself (I'll get to that in a bit), award 5-15 other bloggers yourself and of course contact them and tell them of their award.<br />
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I didn't have to give to much thought to who I would in turn give this award too so here are the people receiving this award from me in no particular order...<br />
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Linda Martin <a href="http://www.needleinanewgroove.com/">http://www.needleinanewgroove.com/</a><br />
Aheila the Writeaholic <a href="http://thewriteaholicblog.wordpress.com/">http://thewriteaholicblog.wordpress.com/</a><br />
Jeremy Janson <a href="http://hailingfromgeorgia.blogspot.com/">http://hailingfromgeorgia.blogspot.com/</a><br />
Ursa Hawthorne <a href="http://www.dyerintherough.com/">http://www.dyerintherough.com/</a> <br />
Sam Bowron <a href="http://anightmareonsamityvillestreet.blogspot.com/">http://anightmareonsamityvillestreet.blogspot.com/</a><br />
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OK so 7 random facts about me this will be hard to think of stuff I haven't already written on one of these 70+ blog posts so far but here goes nothing...<br />
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1. I have lived in the UK all my life (best part of 30 years) and I have only visited London once and it was for a football game this year strangely it was a Scotland game why it wasn't played in Scotland I have no idea.<br />
2. Ironically as a guy who stands anywhere between 6'6" and 6'8" depending on how bad my back is hurting me I have a problem with heights I don't like them be it on a ladder or high building I don't like it at all haha.<br />
3. I am a diehard Airdrie United Football fan but have been to so few games over the last five seasons I feel like a fraud for saying so.<br />
4. As a writer I find writing about dark subject matter much easier than anything else so either I'm nuts or I just have a good imagination........ I think I may be nuts haha.<br />
5. For my work experience placement at high school I spent a week working at my local newspaper learning everything from reporting to printing and loved every minute of it.<br />
6. In the last 6 months I was assigned to write a web series but after seeing the poorly executed 8 minute pilot episode I had my writing credit changed from Andrew Carson to Randal Fleming Jr. to try and distance myself from it but saying that if a second series goes into pre pro Randal will be happy to return to writing duties for a rewarding fee.<br />
7. I am planning to either make it or break from it this year when it comes to my writing. If I don't sell something before the end of the year I will find some other kind of profession and just write as a hobby. No pressure then on me to succeed huh? haha.<br />
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Thanking you<br />
The Housebound WriterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-75683029241151331932011-04-15T17:37:00.037+01:002011-04-15T17:37:00.790+01:00So Many Trailers So Little TimeHopefully this will work and post on the 15th I say hopefully coz I haven't ever done this before I always just post when I've written it so there is a good chance I'll come back to no update on the blog haha. I have put together a slightly weird concoction of trailers here but they all seem to be very interesting film projects and I'm interested to see how they pan out as movies. Water For Elephants is based on a best selling novel so the filmmakers were handed the task of having to keep an entire audience of book lovers happy while cutting enough out so they weren't left with a 12 hour film. Legend of The Fist: The Return Of Chen Zhen is a film I have been waiting for since I heard it was going into production. Donnie Yen is either incredibly brave or incredibly crazy to try and fill the shoes of Bruce Lee but I believe if we all put the Lee film to the back of our minds we will be amazed with the martial arts skills of Yen and the awesome stunt work showcased in this film. There Be Dragons is a film I had heard nothing about until I saw this trailer and to be honest I watched the trailer expecting there to be some freaking dragons in it but this title refers to something else and going by the trailer this looks quite a polished piece of film making that will be well worth a look. Lastly we have The Troll Hunter I had seen this trailer a while back so I don't know if it has already been released in the US or in the UK for that matter I just really liked the documentary style it is shot in which is old hat for horror films now Blair Witch springs to mind but I really like the way this looks.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">Thanking You</div><div style="text-align: left;">The Housebound Writer</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-18773255738420349312011-04-07T04:34:00.000+01:002011-04-07T04:34:29.464+01:00Holiday CountdownI'm heading for sunnier climes on Monday as I'm heading to Majorca for 10 days with my Brother and my Dad for some relaxation and drinking and sightseeing and drinking and well you get the picture. So If you don't hear from me for a while don't worry I aint dead more likely slightly drunk and/or sightseeing. My family have had a holiday apartment on the island for 26 years maybe more so we’ve been a lot but we like the culture the people are friendly and the food is great and the weather is definitely an improvement on the weather back home here in rain soaked Scotland but saying that I wouldn’t live anywhere else I love my Country to much to leave it I wouldn’t leave even for a Hollywood career and that is the God’s honest truth.<br />
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In other news my sitcom pilot script has entered the usual re-write phase which means I’m both excited and incredibly irritated by it at the same time. Annoyingly this should be the fun part of writing as the shape is there and it’s just about trimming the fat off but by the re-write stage my brain has always already moved on to getting excited about some other project it wants me to undertake and it always tricks me by making it seem so much more appealing haha well this time I am not going to let myself get distracted I owe it to myself to stay focused as I think this may be my best script in years at least the most commercially friendly script i.e. the one most likely to sell as I don’t think my dream A and D trilogy will ever make it to the silver screen and for the people in the know who have read any of those scripts they will know why haha very, very curse heavy and very, very Scottish in humour. <br />
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Some people would argue my best script ever may have been my take on the video game Resident Evil a lot of people I showed that script to really seemed to flip out over it and stated it would have made for a better film than what was made but maybe my best script is my other TV venture called Bureau that is truly all kidding aside my dream project and the one thing I have written I would do almost anything to get put on screen. I had logos, mouse mats, cups, posters and all sorts of merchandise made up for this project as I was writing it I even considered having some models made for it as I truly believe this is a project with “hit” written all over it that is of course my opinion but I have so much passion for this project it is evident on each and every page there are so many subtle nuances and character traits sprinkled throughout even characters that appear for a brief scene have extensive backstories written for them even the characters that would be played by extras I really went that anal about the whole thing haha.<br />
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Anyhoo as I was saying before I began to ramble on about whatever I was rambling about I will be away for a week and a bit so there won’t be any posts unless I manage to put together some trailer posts to be posted up on certain days when I’m away which is something I would like to do but I don’t know if I will have the time to do so.<br />
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Thanking You<br />
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The Housebound WriterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-19367280731944084732011-04-02T01:23:00.000+01:002011-04-02T01:23:00.742+01:00Some More Movie TrailersHopefully the blog won't jump the shark with me posting more movie trailers up so soon after the last lot but I have been having a break from writing to pursue an other more personal "venture" shall we say instead. Anyhoo I think these trailers look very interesting and there should be something to suit everybody's taste in film.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Usually I wouldn't bother with a film like this but as I'm in a very good mood I thought it would be funny to put it up here, haha, I'm sure if you have kids of a certain age they will want to see this film and they will probably love it.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">This has Oscar buzz written all over it so it surprises me that it is being released this early in the year. James McAvoy's stock in Hollywood is really on the rise these days with X-Men First Class coming out soon also which is funny if you think it was only a few years ago he was in Channel 4 show Shameless as one of the secondary characters.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Thanking you</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The Housebound Writer</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-76334299955766925912011-03-29T16:24:00.000+01:002011-03-29T16:24:58.518+01:00Be late to postI meant to post this up yesterday but got caught up with talking to friends I hadn't talked to for a few days. I was at the Scotland Brazil footie game in London and have to say it was a great atmosphere at Arsenal's park. Everywhere you went Scotland fans and Brazil fans were co-mingling taking pictures with each other and having a laugh and a sing song as well as a lot of beer, haha. The game itself didn't disappoint either Brazil showed their class from whistle to whistle but the Scots boys did their country proud hanging in there right up till the end and only conceding 2 goals. Here is a couple of pictures I took at the game.<br />
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I'll post other pictures up later when I recharge my phone. I never saw the incident that made the headlines and going by reports that are emerging the police have stated that the Tartan Army were superb in their behaviour with only a few arrests outside the ground for drunken disorderly, I know not how you tell who is too drunk to go to a footie game as everyone was wasted. I hope we get a chance to play Brazil again real soon and hopefully at Hampden Park it was great to see such illustrious players playing the beautiful game especially as I'm an Airdrie United fan we don't see household names at our games like that.<br />
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Thanking you<br />
The Housebound WriterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-53974272305132439572011-03-24T23:40:00.000+00:002011-03-24T23:40:48.894+00:00Movie trailerAnother round of movie trailers for you to hopefully enjoy.<br />
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Here's the movie trailer for upcoming Marvel superhero flick Captain America: The First Avenger.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">This is a trailer I stumbled across and am glad I did it looks like it will be very interesting indeed. It is called Hobo With A Shotgun.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Thanking you</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The Housebound Writer</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-83620716734452715452011-03-21T16:20:00.000+00:002011-03-21T16:20:17.742+00:00So Far So????I have managed to complete the first draft of the sitcom pilot script I was working on and it's running long (49 pages) so a lot of editing and reworking scenes lies ahead of me. Here is one of the scenes that may be heading for the circular file, it won't be in proper format here but I think it's still readable. <br />
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Scene from “Never Meet Your Friends”<br />
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Int. Kitchen- day<br />
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Lauren is making some kind of health drink concoction in the blender as Drew enters and takes a beer from the fridge.<br />
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LAUREN<br />
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Wait before you get your midday buzz on I want you to try this.<br />
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DREW<br />
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What is it?<br />
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LAUREN<br />
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Something a lot better for you than that.<br />
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Lauren points towards the beer bottle in Drew’s Hand, Drew places the beer down on the kitchen worktop. When the blender stops droning Lauren pours the hideous looking lumpy concoction into a tall glass and hands it Drew. Drew takes a look at his fate awaiting him and takes a gulp of air into his throat.<br />
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DREW<br />
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Bottoms up, as the priest said to the quire boy.<br />
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Drew takes a large sip and as the liquid touches the back of his throat he spits it back out all over the kitchen work top.<br />
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DREW<br />
Whoa college flashback.<br />
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LAUREN<br />
You telling me you were on a health kick in college?<br />
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DREW<br />
No I just remembered the day I woke up and found a dog peeing in my mouth, what the hell is in this?<br />
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Lauren begins to wipe the worktop clean.<br />
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LAUREN<br />
Just the usual stuff, wheatgrass, honey, beetroot and apparently dog pee.<br />
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Drew takes a long swig of his beer to clean out his mouth.<br />
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DREW<br />
Ahhh, that’s better so you and this Charlie guy?<br />
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LAUREN<br />
What about me and Charlie?<br />
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DREW<br />
Nothing, nothing it just seems to be progressing a bit quickly is all.<br />
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LAUREN<br />
And you are the expert on dating all of a sudden?<br />
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DREW<br />
Look I know when it comes to being smooth and slick Charlie is the king of romance and I’m the court jester.<br />
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LAUREN<br />
Well you have had a lot of experience juggling your balls.<br />
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DREW<br />
Very funny, don’t you think he’s a little too smooth?<br />
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LAUREN<br />
Nope.<br />
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DREW<br />
Look I know how men think I am a man…<br />
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LAUREN<br />
The jury is out on that one.<br />
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DREW<br />
Any guy that smooth is only telling you what you want to hear to get what he wants, know where I’m going with this?<br />
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LAUREN<br />
Oh I don’t know it’s ever so cryptic.<br />
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DREW<br />
He wants you to give his dog a bone and by dog I mean him and by bone I mean..<br />
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LAUREN<br />
I know what you mean.<br />
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DREW<br />
Penis.<br />
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Lauren places her hand to her shaking head.<br />
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DREW(CONT'D)<br />
You need someone who will tell it to you straight no smooth bs crap.<br />
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LAUREN<br />
What someone like you?<br />
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They share an awkward moment of silence. <br />
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DREW<br />
What about Rory?<br />
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LAUREN<br />
What about Rory?<br />
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DREW<br />
Is this the kind of male role model you want in his life?<br />
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LAUREN<br />
At least it would be a male role model in his life his own father doesn’t care about him and you<br />
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DREW<br />
What about me?<br />
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LAUREN<br />
In the 2 weeks we’ve lived here he’s learnt more curse words than in the rest of his life so far and the jokes!<br />
DREW<br />
(Defensive) <br />
What Jokes?<br />
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LAUREN<br />
The squirrel joke?<br />
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DREW<br />
Squirrel joke? Don’t know it.<br />
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LAUREN<br />
Why do squirrels swim on their backs? So they don’t get their nuts wet.<br />
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Drew tries to hide a proud smile.<br />
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LAUREN (CONT'D)<br />
That isn’t funny.<br />
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DREW<br />
It is a little.<br />
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LAUREN<br />
Not when he tells his teacher it in class. Drew, he’s only 9 years old you can’t get drunk and hang out with him playing xbox all day.<br />
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DREW<br />
Look I never said I was perfect, I am who I am and if you don’t like that then<br />
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LAUREN<br />
We should leave, that’s what we’ll do.<br />
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Lauren storms out.<br />
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DREW<br />
Lauren wait, ah fu..ddlesticks.<br />
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End scene.<br />
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The fu..ddlesticks bit at the end is in reference to an earlier moment where Drew is attempting to not swear in front of Rory (Lauren's 9 year old son). Anyhoo this is a scene I'm not to happy with as I feel it's too long even though it does set up a later scene which I really like so it's hard to know what to do I may end up just reworking it down in length or coming into the scene from a different angle.<br />
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Thanking you<br />
The Housebound WriterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-74740736106130883802011-03-14T14:50:00.000+00:002011-03-14T14:50:33.019+00:00Week of Weak writingIt's been a week of procrastination for me as I seem to have found any and everything to distract me from finishing my latest script. It's not so much writer's block as writer can't be bothered to write. I have got all these ideas swimming around and around in my head that I just need to put down on paper but for some reason I just can't find the energy, the will or the time to do so. Maybe a small part of me doesn't want to finishthe script at all as I know I haven't got anything lined up after it to fill my day. How much of a one man pity party was that, haha, I seriously need to find stuff to do other than sleep all day and moan about everything that annoys me I don't want to become one of those old geezers you see on the tv moaning about things they don't actually comprehend I aint far off this right now I just don't venture out enough to be asked my opinion by the media, haha. Maybe I should try and start something maybe a short story or something like that to get my creative mind back active long enough for me to finish.<br />
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Anyhoo as I am not in the usual writing spirit these days I thought I'd post this funny Billy Connolly clip from Youtube I hope you guys find it as funny as I did.<br />
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The Housebound WriterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-45290303186653698882011-03-07T02:09:00.000+00:002011-03-07T02:09:03.794+00:00Self DoodleI started doodling recently on my computer and thought I would show one of my recent efforts on the blog. I know it isn't my usual kind of blog post but as my blog is a personal blog I thought as this is what has been going on in my life this week I thought it would make sense to share. Now first thing I'll say is I am no ARTIST I repeat I am no ARTIST I'm an amateur so go easy on me guys I'm only a few weeks into doing these kind of images, haha.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-C1jICIunWZA/TXQ9GgOEweI/AAAAAAAAAV4/xjK4injBjpY/s1600/self+potrait.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="275" l6="true" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-C1jICIunWZA/TXQ9GgOEweI/AAAAAAAAAV4/xjK4injBjpY/s400/self+potrait.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I tend to use weird colours for skin tone as I'm not going for a photo real look (which is a good job as I can't draw to save myself) more an expression of my emotions when illustrating it, to sound artsy fartsy for a moment. In a side note the reason the doodle is beardless is because I shaved my beard off last week but by the time you read this it may be back, haha, not sure about the look at all, anyhoo....</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Thanking you</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The Housebound Writer</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-88050503964517801582011-03-01T16:45:00.000+00:002011-03-01T16:45:47.503+00:00Oscar BacklashActor Corey Feldman has lashed out at the Oscar organisers for leaving Corey Haim's name out of the In Memoriam tribute at the Academy Awards on Sunday night.<br />
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Feldman told TMZ.com "Corey's films have earned the industry over a half a billion dollars and his work remains <span lang="EN-GB">an inspiration to young artists worldwide. Corey dedicated his life to the film industry. The same industry that failed to dedicate even 30 seconds to his memory." </span><br />
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span lang="EN-GB">A statement was released by the Oscars producers which reads, "There will always be fans and family members of those not included who will be disappointed by their omission. The Academy extends its understanding and its apologies to those who missed seeing a favourite face in this year’s feature."</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span lang="EN-GB">Now I may not have been a fan of Corey Haim's entire body of work but I think he and his family deserved for him to be mentioned at the Awards. There have been people mentioned that may have only made 1 film in their lives during the In Memoriam at the Oscars show surely someone who made over 30 movies deserves the same respect paid to him? So as the Academy Awards didn't bother to do so I will do so here, it may not be as glitzy as the Academy Awards or even a fraction of what he deserves but if the mainstream won't acknowledge him then a little blogger like myself might as well.</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span lang="EN-GB"><u><strong>Corey Haim </strong></u></span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-GB"><span lang="EN-GB">1971- 2010</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span lang="EN-GB">Corey's career started in 1984 with his first role in the hit movie First Born but it was his role as Sam Emerson in Joel Schumacher's The Lost Boys that gained him international fame. He appeared in 40 movies and numerous television series in his career most notably Licence to Drive, Lucas, Silver Bullet, Dream Machine, Prayer for the Rollerboys and cameos in Crank: High Voltage and the Lost boys sequel Lost Boys: The Tribe which was to lead to a further sequel starring himself alongside his good friend Corey Feldman. Corey Haim passed away on the 10th March 2010 in Burbank, California.</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-52465666933994358962011-02-23T14:45:00.000+00:002011-02-23T14:45:51.963+00:00Quick NoteMy computer is having problems connecting to the Internet at the moment so blog posts may be few in number over the coming days till the problem can be resolved. <br />
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In other news, I finally bit the bullet and joined Facebook a week or two ago after a year of saying I wouldn't do it but you can't avoid one of the two juggernauts forever. So far so good I've found the site to be a lot better than I had imagined and a lot more user friendly than I had been told sure their is some issues but that's to be expected. If you want to talk to me on there, there is a thingy on my sidebar that shows my profile pic and details to help you find me.<br />
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In even more news, I have finally gotten past the pre-writing stage for the sitcom pilot I am writing, it's amazing how much work you can actually achieve without the distraction of the Internet. I've started my first draft and am above averagely happy with the progression so far. It's my first ever script in this format I'm more used to writing feature length or 1 hour drama scripts so the 30 minute 5 jokes a page style of writing is very new and very exciting to me. Anyhoo that'll do for now as I only meant to update you all on the Internet problem, haha, I hope to have that fixed by the weekend at the latest.<br />
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Thanking You<br />
The Housebound WriterAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-13340709430125983602011-02-18T16:25:00.000+00:002011-02-18T16:25:22.640+00:00Sit Down ComedyAs I'm in a good mood today for some reason or other I thought I'd do a post filled with some of the really bad jokes I know. They're a bit Jimmy Riddle but bear with me it aint often I'm in a good mood these days. I'm also putting up my latest doodle a self portrait which I'm kinda pleased with as I'm no artist by any stretch of the imagination.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">self portrait I doodled on my computer.</td></tr>
</tbody></table> <div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">-<u><strong><span style="color: #e69138; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jokes</span></strong></u>-</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field.</div><br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">The Englishman says “Look at that marvellous English cow.”</div>Shaking his head the Irishman responded with “No, that’s an Irish cow if ever I saw one.”<br />
The Scotsman thought for a moment took a swally of his lager and then settled the squabble. “Nah yer both wrong, it’s a Scottish coo- it’s got bagpipes underneath!”<br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"> </div>Did you hear about the man who lost his left side?<br />
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It was touch and go fir awhile but he’s al right now. <br />
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<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">How dae you get a Scotsman onto the roof?</div><br />
Tell ‘im the drinks are on the house.<br />
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</div><span lang="EN-GB">Did ye hear about the Scotsman who married a girl born on February the 29<sup>th</sup>? <br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">It was so he'd only have to buy her a birthday present every four years?</div><br />
Did you here the Energizer Bunny got arrested?<br />
He wiz charged with assualt 'n' battery.<br />
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Glasgow Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone down the lavvy and he’s in serious financial problems. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. <br />
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“God, please help me. Ah’ve lost ma wee store and if ah didnae get some money, ah’m going to lose my hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!” <br />
<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">come the night of the lottery someone else wins. Joe prays again. </div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">“God please let me win the lottery ah’m going to loose ma car as weel!” come lottery night still no luck. Joe prays again. Ah’ve lost ma business, ma hoose and ma car. Ma bairns are starving. Ah didnae often ask ye for help and ah have always been a good Christian boy for ye. Please, please let me win the lottery just one time so ah can get back on ma feet!”</div>Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the heavens open and the voice of God himself thunders:<br />
“Joe at least meet me half way and buy a ticket!”<br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">I'll no burden you way any more.</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Thanking you</div>The Housebound Writer</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368213182054291606.post-32475879521486062762011-02-16T22:39:00.000+00:002011-02-16T22:39:07.854+00:00Quick cane updateJust a quick update from my last post, I received my new cane today so here's a couple of photos to show you what it's like.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Thanking you</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The Housebound Writer</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13430853841183988603noreply@blogger.com0