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Shaking his head the Irishman responded with “No, that’s an Irish cow if ever I saw one.”
The Scotsman thought for a moment took a swally of his lager and then settled the squabble. “Nah yer both wrong, it’s a Scottish coo- it’s got bagpipes underneath!”
Did you hear about the man who lost his left side?
It was touch and go fir awhile but he’s al right now.
Tell ‘im the drinks are on the house.
Did ye hear about the Scotsman who married a girl born on February the 29th?
Did you here the Energizer Bunny got arrested?
He wiz charged with assualt 'n' battery.
Glasgow Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone down the lavvy and he’s in serious financial problems. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.
“God, please help me. Ah’ve lost ma wee store and if ah didnae get some money, ah’m going to lose my hoose too. Please let me win the lottery!”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash as the heavens open and the voice of God himself thunders:
“Joe at least meet me half way and buy a ticket!”
The Housebound Writer